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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Another Disturbing Descent Into Madness

First off, I must thank a co-worker, who I will call 'dog,' for brining this to my attention.

Anyway, in a previous post I discussed JCrews seeming inability to grasp reality. In the fall they had some major blunders, but more recently they've plunged even further into catastrophe. Well, it seems like their mental illness extends not only to pants, but also jackets.

Look at this...


I know, I know. It's horrible. To refresh your memory, here is a picture of the patchwork pants...

A different color scheme, as you can tell, but the same idea. I reflected on these disturbing garments for a moment, and realized that JCrew must be preparing us for an entire patchwork suit! Something like this may be fine in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory or Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium, but not in real life.

Using sophisticated graphics technology (Microsoft Paint), I have created a rendering of what such a patchwork suit might look like. You may want to sit down for this...

I'm scared!