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Friday, March 28, 2008

FAPPAF's Charge

Back in September, I noted that JCrew seemed to be displaying a serious lack of judgement. I mentioned that if things continued, I might have to call for volunteers for a secret pants police to investigate suspcious activities and remove persons found wearing ridiculous JCrew pants.

Well, JCrew has continued its descent into what can only be called pant madness. I think I'm well past the point of calling for volunteers -- there's going to be the need for an all-out draft. If you're between the ages of 2 and 100 and are breathing, you must report for duty tomorrow. See you then.



As you can now see, a full frontal assault on JCrew Headquarters will be necessary