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Monday, February 25, 2008

There Will Be Silly


Paul: Say it, Daniel. Say it.

Daniel (sheepishly): I've abandoned my tenderness.

Paul: Louder.

Daniel (with a tad more gusto): I've abandoned my tenderness.

Paul (slapping him): Louder!

Daniel (starting to get into it): I've abandoned my tenderness!!

Paul: Again!

Daniel (screaming): I'VE ABANDONED MY TENDERNESS! I'VE ABANDONED MY SILLY!