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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

No Country for Cozy Babies

Anton Snuggly - Ready to Tenderize

In the dusty desert, the gray night moon beaming, Anton Snuggly walks into a lone station of gas, the night clerk chewing sunflower seeds. Snuggly speaks.

-Are you tender?

-Excuse me, sir?

-Are you tender?

-Sir, I don't understand.

-You don't understand?

-Um, can I help you, sir?

-You can get me some blankets, for starters.

-Sir?

-You're hard of hearing, aren't you!