Anyway, he's a very intimidating fellow and he often has doughnut crumbs on his face. Quite frankly I am scared, and so I have decided to say something nice about Banana Republic.
Note the following pants, the Slim Straight Brown Pinstripe Pant...
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These are completely respectable, even nice pants. The only thing that seems strange is the anatomical left leg - the pant seems bulkier on that side. The anatomical right, however, is quite good.
I received further confirmation that these are good, even very good pants, because a fellow at work has these pants. Here are some pictures...
The first picture is slightly misleading - it makes the pants seem kind of 'bunched up' in the upper portion of the pants. Please know that it is only a photographic anomaly. The second picture gives a good representation of the pleasing straight cut and the excellent length and break of the pants.
Ok, so hopefully now Banana Republic will recall its hitman and I will live to see another day.