"Hey, did you hear about this man who runs around cutting people's hair?"
"What do you mean? He's a barber that walks around and provides his services on the spot?"
"No. Well, no one knows if he's actually a barber. But no. He sneaks up on people and just takes a slice of hair."
"Yeah, a big chunk of hair so that it looks really uneven, or creates a bald spot. He particularly likes buzzing around the neckline."
"Yeah. It's pretty sick. Anyway, I got to go."
Jesus, who would do such a thing? There's nothing worse than uneven hair, especially around the neckline. Hello? What was that noise? Is someone there? Bzzzzzzzz. Nooooooooo.....