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Monday, February 24, 2020

Man Who Runs Around Cutting People's Hair

"Hey, did you hear about this man who runs around cutting people's hair?"

"What do you mean? He's a barber that walks around and provides his services on the spot?"

"No.  Well, no one knows if he's actually a barber.  But no.  He sneaks up on people and just takes a slice of hair."


"Yeah, a big chunk of hair so that it looks really uneven, or creates a bald spot.  He particularly likes buzzing around the neckline."

"The neckline?"

"Yeah.  It's pretty sick.  Anyway, I got to go."

Jesus, who would do such a thing?  There's nothing worse than uneven hair, especially around the neckline.  Hello?  What was that noise?  Is someone there?  Bzzzzzzzz.   Nooooooooo.....