What if there was a man who ran around cutting people's hair, just randomly going up to people and unevenly slicing off huge chunks of hair?
One day, he runs up to some man and just grabs the guy's bangs and takes a snip! Hey what the hell!
He sometimes uses clippers.
He runs up to another man and buzzes the neckline, creating an uneven, jagged line. Oh damn it who are you why!?!?