Heaping bowls of steaming warm pasta with flakes of parmesan and flecks of parsley. They toss on mounds of ocean-brined shrimp or loads of buttermilk-drenched fried chicken (they toss it onto the pasta). They (they) pour a garlicky, oily vinaigrette on the salad, it splashes as it hits the greens. The bread sticks are brushed with garlic butter. Please brush me with garlic butter.