Saturday, October 11, 2014
Mission Olive Garden
Give me the unlimited salad and bread sticks! Those bread sticks are brushed in a heavenly garlic butter, they're so warm and tender. Every day is a constant battle. I awake and do 5 sets of push-ups (2 push-ups per set) and 5 sets of pull-ups (one half pull-up per set). I then walk the streets trying to find odd jobs so I can earn enough to go to Olive Garden for the unlimited salad and bread stick lunch. I then return to the streets to earn enough for unlimited pasta dinner, and on special occasions, perhaps even a chicken marsala entree. My days are long and hard, but as long as I can end up in the comfort of an Olive Garden everything is ok.