Oh, please come in. Why don't you have a seat on my plush velvet ottoman. Better? Excellent!
Throughout the years I've recounted many adventures in exotic locales, including Dairy Queen expeditions in New Jersey and pizza runs in Connecticut. Well, I have good news. I will be voyaging to a couple of other exotic destinations soon -- London and Paris. I know, dear friend, I am giddy with excitement, as well. Many marvelous adventures are sure to take place, and you can rest easy that I will recount them faithfully to you.
In the meantime, I have started my training, eating pastry and, today, fish and chips. I had a beautifully fried haddock and some first-class chips from A Salt and Battery. A man must always be prepared, so I take this training very seriously. Tomorrow I will complete a pastry obstacle course, running through many of the fine Parisian bakeries of Manhattan. I will never give up!
More to come.