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Wednesday, September 11, 2013

The Treats of Jesus

Why we have been put on this pointless globe to trot along unknowing lines in directions of which we do not know, I do not know.  Sleep.  Wake up.  Eat.  Do this.  Do that.  Go to the bathroom.  Do this.  Eat.  That. Sleep. It all repeats over and over until one day, we are sitting around, and then, if anyone happens to be there, they notice our eyes close and do not open and then eventually they put us in the ground.  On balmy nights when I am restless and can't stand being home any more, I walk into the streets of the city in search of the treats of jesus.  A Nutrageous bar takes one's mind off things.  So does this treat and that treat (of jesus). Jesus saves.