My preferred weapon of choice: the SuperSoaker 30. That's right - the 30. Not the 100 or 1000 or Infinity. I have every SuperSoaker known to man in my arsenal, but IMHO, for dependability and sheer accuracy, nothing beats the 30. I cannot tell you how many sticky situations my 30 has gotten me out of - at least 1.
Anyway, if you'll excuse me, I must get back to my mission...
Here's a picture of me about to waste some hooligan with my 30
My SuperSoaker arsenal