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Monday, May 11, 2009

Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Targetism

For those who read this blog regularly, you've most likely come to realize that the purpose of this internet website is no less than to answer the following question: why are we here? Well, the answer is to go to Target.

When you go to Target you can buy shirts, bath towels, DVDs, crackers, and then, when you're done, you can go get some Pizza Hut breadsticks and a slushy!!!

Well, I went to Target this weekend and got some socks and a lamp. I wanted to get Pizza Hut breadsticks but the line was too long so I went to Sal & Carmine's, the best pizzeria on the Upper West Side.

On the subway (which at this point in Upper Manhattan/Bronx is elevated) looking towards Target

Entering my place of worship

I think I see some towels

Waiting on the platform to go back home - the moon looked very orange. I used to be on this platform all the time when I worked in the Bronx - weird.

This would be Sal & Carmine's, in case you couldn't tell

This is the pizza I ate