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Monday, March 2, 2009

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Cold

So today in our office we have the good fortune of having a visitor. She is a fun and nice girl in the 1st grade who has a snow day and therefore has come to work with her mom.

Well, we were sitting around, talking about life and such, and then the following exchange took place...

- You have the same nose as Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
- Who?
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
- Who is that?
- He is from Phineas and Ferb!
- What is that?
- It's a show!

Anyway, after a little research, I was able to locate a picture of this Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and let me tell you, I was a little disappointed...














According to the Wiki page for Phineas and Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is a "divorced and very unhappy man, who is also a mad scientist and the main antagonist."

When I told our visitor thanks for comparing me to an evil mad scientist, she said "You're not evil, your nose just looks like his!" Thanks, I feel much better.

I was really pissed so I yelled at her and told her that her nose looked like Steve Martin's in Roxanne. She then started crying and ran away - I showed her.