Well, we were sitting around, talking about life and such, and then the following exchange took place...
- You have the same nose as Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
- Who?
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
- Who is that?
- He is from Phineas and Ferb!
- What is that?
- It's a show!
Anyway, after a little research, I was able to locate a picture of this Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and let me tell you, I was a little disappointed...
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ojrXrwwWcp0/SaxKn2TzkJI/AAAAAAAAEuQ/GfaT0lD610o/s320/DoofenshmirtzEvil.jpg)
According to the Wiki page for Phineas and Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is a "divorced and very unhappy man, who is also a mad scientist and the main antagonist."
When I told our visitor thanks for comparing me to an evil mad scientist, she said "You're not evil, your nose just looks like his!" Thanks, I feel much better.
I was really pissed so I yelled at her and told her that her nose looked like Steve Martin's in Roxanne. She then started crying and ran away - I showed her.
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ojrXrwwWcp0/SaxN6ldfjLI/AAAAAAAAEuY/mRVKg71mb7U/s320/daryl_hannah1.jpg)