Colonel Sanders Goes to Popeye's
Hm, why yes. I need some fried chicken. Hm, let's see...
Hm, why yes. I'm Colonel - Colonel Sanders. I would like some of my special delicately seasoned Kentucky fried chicken! Yes, please!
Um, sir, this is Popeye's chicken. We serve our own tasty chicken here.
Why, I never! I'm Colonel Sanders and I would like my Kentucky fried chicken, not Portland fried chicken.
Sir, it's POPEYE'S fried chicken, not Portland fried chicken.Pickett's chicken? Do you know what General Lee used to tell me about that?
Private Sanders, I never should have ordered Pickett's charge. I have failed the South and my beloved Virginia!
He said ... uh ... can I have my Kentucky fried chicken, please?
Good god. Yeah, sure, whatever, here's your chicken.
Yes, please!
Hm, why yes. I need some fried chicken. Hm, let's see...
Hm, why yes. I'm Colonel - Colonel Sanders. I would like some of my special delicately seasoned Kentucky fried chicken! Yes, please!
Um, sir, this is Popeye's chicken. We serve our own tasty chicken here.
Why, I never! I'm Colonel Sanders and I would like my Kentucky fried chicken, not Portland fried chicken.
Private Sanders, I never should have ordered Pickett's charge. I have failed the South and my beloved Virginia!
He said ... uh ... can I have my Kentucky fried chicken, please?
6 comments:
i believe in the powerful effects of specialization and trade. colonel sanders should stick to chicken and cede biscuits to popeye's. popeye's should likewise give up it's fried chicken production and focus exclusively on biscuits. then they could lower their trade barriers with each other, offering popeye's biscuits and colonel sanders's fried chicken in all their respective locations around the world. as a result, everyone would be much better off. maybe if the doha round of trade talks ever resumes they will put this on the table.
Oh, did I mention that I was in Skull & Bones at Yale? I can make this happen - trust me!
Um, yes.
What's that, now? Frankly, I would like to know your opinion of Popeye's Biscuits.
I actually do think that Popeye's makes better biscuits than KFC. They taste like they were made with bacon grease and lard and perhaps heavy cream. I had a few palpitations the last time I ate them but I'm doing fine and my doctor seems to think I have at least a few weeks before I go into cardiac arrest.
popeyes makes EVERYTHING better than KFC. Everything. I mean hello they even got popcorn shrimp!
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