When you miss a day of work, you clearly expect to come back to the office and find a few packets of ketchup or possibly even soy sauce magically placed by your keyboard. What you do NOT expect, however, are a few packets of MUSTARD!
Imagine my surprise, then, when after returning to my office after taking a sick day, I found not ketchup packets or soy sauce but 3 packets of mustard mysteriously lying on my desk. Weird.