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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

My Life is Boring & Pointless


Well hello. My life is boring and pointless. That's possibly a bit of an exaggeration -- it's not always boring, although I'm sure it's always pointless.

Anyway, I think it might be nice to have a beach house. Maybe I could just move to the beach permanently. Perhaps I could get a job at a bank -- I could be one of those people who have cubicles and set up new checking accounts. It seems like you would have a lot of down time, and that way I could continue to provide you with entertainment via this blog.

After work I could just go to my beach house. Maybe in the winter it would not be so nice. That's ok. I could go hang out at Target and buy DVDs or perhaps go to the multiplex and watch the newest trashy teen movie or some other masterpiece.

How does this sound to you people?