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Thursday, August 7, 2008

The Man Who Became Obsessed with Bats


My Batman re-imagining is now well under way. Some tidbits of the story...
  • Bruce Wayne's parents are alive, and Bruce and his father hate each other
  • Bruce Wayne's father makes an arrangement with Vicki Vale to seduce Bruce Wayne and then break his heart
  • Bruce Wayne's father eventually hires a sociopath who has a bat fixation to kill Vicki Vale, leading Bruce Wayne to assume the identity of a 'batman' and go on a murderous rampage
  • In other words, Bruce Wayne goes crazy and kills people as a batman, the same way Vicki Vale, his one true love was murdered
If you are wondering if I have a soul, the answer is most likely no.