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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Low Standards at Supercuts

I think most people who know me understand that Supercuts has ruined my life. Check out their new logo and slogan...


What do they mean by "every time?" Everytime you get your haircut by us it's horrible? Everytime you get your haircut by us you want to strangle a) the stylist b) yourself or c) both?

Anyway, I've taken to cutting my own hair. It's cheaper and quite frankly better. With this in mind I decided to apply for a job. I went to their website, clicked on careers, and filled out a brief application. I clicked submit and then got the following message...

Hello, and thank you for applying to Supercuts. We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted for a position. Report to Store 3784 tomorrow at 9 am. We look forward to having you on board. (Note: We are aware you have no experience. Our philosophy is that the best way of learning is by doing -- particularly on paying customers).

This explains quite a lot. And now I leave you with a clip from Garfield Minus Garfield...