Friday, August 15, 2008

FAPPAF Exclusive

Hi!

As far as I know, this is the first review for Empanada Joe's, a new fast food empanada place in the Morningside Heights district of Manhattan, New York City. They are opening up two other locations in Downtown Manhattan, New York City, also. Well, here we go...

Um, this place was not that good. I had an Argentine Beef and a Rojo Pulled Pork. Both were fine but nothing special. Both cost $3.38. Both were small - eating 2 still left me quite hungry. Both had good enough crusts. The pork was a tad dry. The hot sauce seemed to be straight-up Frank's. I mean, I like Frank's Hot Sauce, but for an empanada I think I would like something different. Anyway, pretty underwhelming and not really worth $3.38 plus tax.

So that was my review!

Waiting. Took about 10 minutes to get my order. Not really worth the wait.

Um, you'd be better if you cost a dollar.

14 comments:

buy stocks online said...

wow, very special, i like it.

Food&PantsMan said...

No -- that's the whole point -- it's NOT special.

Why are you always making these random comments that have no relation to what I've written? Makes me feel like you don't even read the posts...

Matt said...

Hi!

Msr. Sans Ampersand said...

Hmm.. I was intrigued by this place but now that I've read your review I probably wont be going there.

Do you know of a place where one can get a good empanada for a decent price?

Maria said...

see how boring comments are when they are in relation to what you just wrote...a lesson. no offense msr. sans whatever whatever

Msr. Sans Ampersand said...

Well thanks, Maria. Unfortunately a lot of offense was taken. I'd comment on your blog but I would the first.

Anyways I'm just a guy trying look for some good empanadas in NYC.

Food&PantsMan said...

Cafe con Leche has good empanadas. There's one around 96 & Amsterdam and another in the 80s and Amsterdam.

Maria said...

ouch that hurt a lot msr. sans ampersand...do it again.

Frank said...

Can I be Frank? Oh wait, I am! The hot sauce probably seemed to be straight-up Frank's because (duh) it is. Despite my name, however, I prefer the homemade chipotle mayo.

I ate there today for lunch. Got my chow in three minutes. Tried three empanadas, all delicious. Spicy corn salad very fresh. Washed it all down with a big Goya mango juice.

Heck, I'd love empanadas for a dollar, too. Sure we'll see them right after dollar-a-gallon gas makes a comeback.

Food&PantsMan said...

Frank - are you in any way affiliated with Empanada Joe's? Are you, in fact, Joe, and not Frank?

The "homemade" chipotle mayo didn't seem very "homemade" -- I saw them pouring it into the dispensers out of a huge container with a sticker listing nutritional information.

Nick said...

I tried this place today and it was fucking terrible. I would have to eat about 4-5 of these things to feel full and honestly at $4 for each, I would rather spend the $20-$25 on a nice sit down meal.

Fail

Diana said...

This so called "Frank" above is obviously a stooge for this place. It's laughable.

Fuck him.

He can choke on what comes out the other end which won't be much better than what went down.

Food&PantsMan said...

Wow, you guys are really upset about Empanada Joe's. Next time just go to Westside Market and get some Hotpockets.

Frank said...

F-R-A-N-K. Not J-O-E. Shoot me for liking the place. If hotpockets are your idea of good food, F-A-P-P-A-F, you go for it. Me, I'm glad for the nice alternative.