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Friday, August 15, 2008

FAPPAF Exclusive

Hi!

As far as I know, this is the first review for Empanada Joe's, a new fast food empanada place in the Morningside Heights district of Manhattan, New York City. They are opening up two other locations in Downtown Manhattan, New York City, also. Well, here we go...

Um, this place was not that good. I had an Argentine Beef and a Rojo Pulled Pork. Both were fine but nothing special. Both cost $3.38. Both were small - eating 2 still left me quite hungry. Both had good enough crusts. The pork was a tad dry. The hot sauce seemed to be straight-up Frank's. I mean, I like Frank's Hot Sauce, but for an empanada I think I would like something different. Anyway, pretty underwhelming and not really worth $3.38 plus tax.

So that was my review!

Waiting. Took about 10 minutes to get my order. Not really worth the wait.

Um, you'd be better if you cost a dollar.