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Monday, August 11, 2008

Chuck E Cheese Update (The Madness of Tottles)

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Things have been kind of crazy in Skeetsville.

You see, a really bizarre love triangle has emerged. The thing that's particularly bizarre is that one point of the triangle is composed of two people. Yes, of course I'm speaking of Brandon and Jayson. Apparently they were both really bothered that Skeet and Matilda were increasingly hanging out, and they confronted Skeet and told him to stay away from their girl.

Tottles, always the jokester, kept baking breadsticks that spelled out "Skeet loves Matilda." He would also start singing "Skeet and Matilda sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G..." Then he would start laughing and yell out "Tottles" and run away.


When Tottles learned that Brandon and Jayson were jealous, he started baking breadsticks that spelled out "Skeet and Matilda Forever" and he would place this arrangement in their lockers. Needless to say, Jayson and Brandon were pissed.

Jayson and Brandon grabbed Tottles and slammed him against the wall and Tottles got really nervous and just started repeating "Tottles, Tottles, Tottles." When BJ (as I'm starting to refer to "them," as they are more like one person) were finished intimidating Tottles, Tottles fell to the ground and just started rolling around screaming out "Tottles!"

Anyway, he eventually pulled himself together, but I'm really concerned about him. He sort of just mopes around and every now and then he'll say "Tottles," but in a really soft and sad voice. Also, he isn't baking funny breadsticks anymore.

I am SO mad at BJ. I'm thinking of a way to revenge Tottles. Don, the manager, knew something was up so he called me into his office. "Look son," he started, "once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny." I shot back, "I don't care, I must have my revenge, in this life or the next."

That's right Tottles, BJ will be pay for what he/they did to you.


Revenge is a dish best served cold...