Hello. Boarded the plane and took my seat, which was an aisle seat. Then a man stops in front of me and simply points to the window seat WITHOUT saying "excuse me," or "pardon me, that's my seat." Who does he think he is? He just points to his seat!? He then proceeds to spill his coffee all over my seat. He does NOT apologize but does clean it up. Later, I browse through my New York magazine, which has an article on hypochondria.
This is the man who stole my magazine, and I will have my revenge, in this life or the next
Note that he is not wearing pants and IS wearing ridiculous sandal things
Anyway, that's the dispatch I sent to headquarters. I have to go now -- I think someone's coming...