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Monday, May 19, 2008

It Was Nice While It Lasted

Yesterday I went running in Riverside Park and afterwards I was standing around, enjoying the weather, feeling relaxed after my run, feeling peaceful and at one with the universe, etc.

And then I started thinking, everything seems so stable and peaceful, but what if all the atoms in the universe just started coming apart? Maybe this would be a gradual process -- people would be walking around and their skin would start melting and trees would just start crumbling. Or maybe certain objects would just start vanishing. Or maybe all of a sudden everything would just be gone.

That would stink.


Please don't fall apart...