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Friday, October 5, 2007

No MP3 Player is Worth This

As if things are not difficult enough in the pants world, now we have to contend with this.

I swear, sometimes I think it's a test. We are being tested so that we can develop spiritually and pantially. I, for one, am at the very top of the ladder of Piaget's Stages of Pant Development. We all go through these stages, always in order, although some never make it past certain stages (there are 5 stages in all).

I will discuss Piaget's little-known theory soon. In the meantime, watch out for your pants catching on fire.

I'll get you Steve Jobs - if it's the last thing I do!